This is from the hilarious ExMi.
1. Drop Dead Sugar Daddy
2. Your Beard Talks Smack
3. Attack of the Golden Ubermilf
4. Tales of Wit, Tits, and the Drunken Housewife
5. Mind Your Vagina Damnit
6. It's Like I'm Having A Gay Adventure Everyday
Sadly I'm not very creative today, I could only come up with six. Now I must be heading back to work for a few hours. Enjoy the rest of your day folks!
For those of you expecting an election day post, look below. : )